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Kar- An attractive, magical, wingless bird found in the southern state of tamil nadu in the Republic of India. Spending prolonged time with this creature would provide you moments despair and spasms of alarm and will set you on fire to run away before your ears bleed from the sharp blade of lame jokes with which the creature might just attack you with. But prolonged ignorance of creature will make the creature insane and obsessed with you and you can’t escape, as the further you go , the close it gets. Given an opportunity, the creature would love to travel to every nook and corner of the world, collect a few maybachs, porches, Ferraris and the like, or maybe offer Monetary Help to Bill Gates and throw a few management tips to Philip Kotler . The creature possesses a matchless talent of spinning highly dreary anecdotes and stories which is also one of it’s nature-gifted weapons to protect itself from enemy species. Currently, a captive of a zoo called University of Madras, it coexists with a wide variety of mentally challenged creatures and is cowed to lectures from other intellectually challenged species.